Caution! !!!

Pig is looking for a woman! She should be very dominant and interested in a 24/7 relationship with a submissive, slender guy in his early 50ies. A real inclination is more important than age or looks. Pig’s volunteer duty for mistress Claudia must be accepted!

Interested ladies contact Pig here.

Being a typical Viennese public official, Pig is very obedient and does his job slowly but surely. He obeys and is low maintenance. A few of his good qualities are:

1. Ironing – excellent (it takes him ages though)

2. gardening – green thumb (even in nasty weather or when there’s mosquitoes)

3. cleaning windows – very good

4. running duty – very good (just to prove it: he doesn’t have a fridge in his kitchen! His food is kept in the basement!)

His one and only vice are sweets! Quote on his addiction: “Should I ever become diabetic, I’ll get myself a one way ticket up the Danube Tower!”

We hope that will never happen! Other than that: non-smoker, non-drinker etc.